Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
中规中矩的爆米花片，最后还挺感人的，小男主演技真不错啊
成人主角全员漫威，加上小贱贱碎嘴子的延续，真的是有点视觉疲劳了。好在结尾还是打动人心的，流泪了。不过，看来好莱坞也是堕落了，幽默=碎嘴子的表现方式是不是也太套路了。
豆瓣评分这么低是有原因的……男主这话痨症美国人可能很喜欢，我怎么也爱不起来.
亚当计划 2022.3.26 家里跟小时候的自己说嘿，你还有她照顾你，她却没有任何人可依靠，你懂吗？ 酒吧跟妈妈说，或许他需要知道你也很难过？物理学不是朝夕之功，心急不得，我们注定要研究，子孙后代才能解决的问题。 享受当下，时不我待。 足够强劲的脉冲，就能在太空中制造虫洞。
那么，也不建议看。。。
出乎意料地好，编剧水平超过95%以上投喂给成年人的国产电影。
不错的爆米花片，特效够，动作够就行啦。小贱贱也有自己的宇宙了。super hero landing 那下差点叫出来哈哈
充满爱的温柔电影，爱是命中注定和无惧牺牲，叛逆小孩自我和解并理解父母，虽然老套但还是很讨喜。ryan还是演的他自己哈哈哈哈可是就是很帅啊！小演员walker scobell长得像甜版的timothée chalamet！选角都很不错，节奏好，真心治愈，看了2次！
失敗的爆米花電影，一如以往Netflix注入大量大數據下當紅的元素，包括多重空間、穿越、漫威演員、星際啟示錄父子、星戰打鬥(？)、未來戰士等元素，但總是寫不好一個完整而吸引的故事，節奏超冗長，節奏拿捏很差，一些淚點如男主角最後一次看見妻子、父親，理應感動的位置卻被超級乏味的場面調度鋪排得毫無感覺，另外RR徹底把自己的戲路鎖死。
—“真不敢相信你是未来的我”
虽然是很儿戏的穿越，但是作为爆米花电影还是合格的。
老婆太好了 没见过这么好的老婆
不会有什么期待的故事，既然是轻喜剧，那就既没有恶搞的纯粹彻底，也没有科幻动作的惊险刺激，就是冲着演员们脸熟随便看看。
愉快的爆米花电影，可以打发打发时间，传统套路。
就是剧情无趣，几个动物的造型可以说是平庸还有些惊悚。反正后面的还在十几分后就开始跳来跳去的蹦跶了
其实吧……谁也没说过这是严肃电影，主题也就是父子关系，稍微有点薄弱罢了。一个个喊着拉黑小贱贱，智商都看齐韩国新总统了。
文戏拖沓，反派弱鸡，逻辑不能自洽，挺失望的
可乐打卡，适合低幼小朋友，竟然不错，同一场好多小朋友说想再看一遍。
还是有笑点的 但整体看下来有点粗制滥造 缺乏新意
这片就跟它的时长似的只用了八分力 哪哪都差一撇 开场二十分钟还行 后边越来越拉 打boss就跟开玩笑似的 情势扭转全靠硬拗和强行给反派降智 RR被贱贱附体后就此躺平 我看也别拍死侍3了 演啥都是贱贱 每年一部贱贱
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