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分类： 喜剧片 2009

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 卫亚利 4小时前 :

    。。。。。。

  • 卫一清 1小时前 :

    脑回路非常清奇，一首环保诡歌，艺术风格的确独树一帜，但我记住的还是蕾雅的身体。。。

  • 兆明煦 7小时前 :

    很特别，有惊悚有变态还有环保，但怎么有一种没拍完的感觉？

  • 嘉凡 3小时前 :

    大型环保宣传警示片！人类已经没有什么可破坏的了，开始破坏自己寻求快感，现有的食物已经越来越难以下咽了，人类开始进化出新器官、新消化系统来适应吃塑料垃圾。

  • 兴晴雪 4小时前 :

    在柯南伯格眼中

  • 仇香蝶 2小时前 :

    放到电影院上映铁定有人会提前离席打程度。电脑看都会产生生理痛感，更不要说大银幕，但是刀子割下去的瞬间又无比的爽。相比于前作，柯南伯格的这部作品野心更大。最可怕的不是这些恐怖的镜头，最可怕的应该是这在未来将会成真。（小k怎么不论演什么都是她自己啊？也太出戏了）

  • 卫哲韬 6小时前 :

    K你怎么了啊，演技看得我捉急，雷老师可塑性真的很高

  • 官翠巧 8小时前 :

    3.5。Surgery is new sex.

  • 单于欣愉 9小时前 :

    我TM……不知道管这种装B过了其实挺过时的概念，各种解释各种聊，是柯南伯格想晚节不保还是咋的，其实他一直拍片都不太行……

  • 才忆雪 4小时前 :

    穿插着的都是器官，手术和刀割，但我却看到了beauty。

  • 寿鹏鹍 1小时前 :

    柯南伯格的影片都好像无历史参照，是奇想隐喻。有点德勒兹欲望机器，再加点福柯的身体政治

  • 卫湘然 3小时前 :

    关于性的快感与痛感的另一种解释，利用痛感的刺激来达到颅内高潮的行为艺术确实猎奇，但却缺乏灵与肉的碰撞之美，没有很惊世骇俗。相对来说，我会更喜欢《钛》的病态美。

  • 出思远 1小时前 :

    "Surgery is the new sex." 概念不错，但是执行潦草。

  • 宋清宁 9小时前 :

    非常无聊。故事情节很分散割裂。整个片子像80年代的科幻片。里面的器具都很粗糙。不知道小K在里面是什么作用？一个完全没有意义的角色。因为咖位大点就在海报上占一个位置？感觉海报比电影成功。如我所想，大众觉得难看的，豆瓣上的人就会给高分。

  • 喜浩博 5小时前 :

    #Cannes 75# 越来越觉得有一些电影着眼探索的已经不是（或不仅是）电影本身(as art / product) ，而是电影跟观众的关系，电影如何push观众去探索观影体验的边界。看的时候就在想：这片太「柏林」了，应该在柏林首映。

  • 侯?涵育 1小时前 :

    从诗句中挖掘意蕴类比成从身体中开掘出内涵，属于典型的指物错乱，当然如果非要强行比较，身体和自然存在器官的自然美只是个框架，而展现人体内在行为艺术和自走型“塑料废物处理鸡”在柯南堡视域下都是艺术美，因为有理念加持，但也会因为被动过手脚的“物”，导致最终指向这个新新人类时，理念彻底崩溃，毕竟黑格尔的自然美与艺术美关系，并不是个走哪哪牛逼的自动机，绝望的结尾即悲悯又美且引人深思，三者不分彼此，不要作任何 价值排序 的忠告回响不绝，柯南堡用心良苦啊！

  • 奇勇捷 0小时前 :

    属于自己的道路上遇见注定遇见的人，成为那

  • 冰岚 3小时前 :

    话太多了…出字幕再看一遍。比《撞车》更激进一点 讨论了更多一点

  • 卜初彤 0小时前 :

    进阶版《感官游戏》（或可称《感官行为艺术》）。但很不讨喜的是，柯南伯格式的高密度不是那种有景深的递进，只是将一堆元素作致密堆积——你总能碰撞出点什么，但这很不聪明。（我相信这总能引导出数十篇医学伦理学和身体哲学or现象学论文吧，但是 唔…只能说它是个富矿。）导演像是那个随便长点什么的器官艺术家，we批评者需要对此解剖出一些个作品（小K那话根本是斯坦纳的翻版“要是能做好的文学家 谁会想做批评家！” 烦死啦咱们二手加工商）。《云游》里将身体/验尸美学和旅行文学并置，营造出内外探索的平衡。本质都是认知的增加：前者强调阅历的积累，这里突出感受阈的扩大。感受方式的迭代必将引发新型人际关系。但在多大程度上，以old sex或进食习性为代表的传统应当被留存？其意义又在何处？

  • 施琴雪 4小时前 :

    而贯穿始终的行为艺术，更带来的是关于身体和意志的决定论辩驳。人类在未来究竟会去往什么样的高度？是进化迭代中新新人类黑暗起舞，或者罪行之下一行热泪里反射出的亮度……

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