魏贞和徐强专用坐便器70

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分类： 喜剧片 1992

导演： 理查德·莱斯特

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　　这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
　　An absurdist classic
　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

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  • 晨侠 7小时前 :

    真不错，大有徐浩峰的风格。演员要相当的努力才有这功夫。

  • 良正平 0小时前 :

    武侠的地点不一定都设在西北荒漠

  • 贝合乐 5小时前 :

    决战险胜。

  • 李雪珊 3小时前 :

    打的有多好，剧情和人物就有多糟糕，加一星给摄影，美术，武打！

  • 梁丘霞文 7小时前 :

    在磨皮和小白脸横行的影视剧浪潮中，许多年没有看到这么写实，武打，富有西部荒漠气息的电影了。大卫是一个普通人的思想者，一切都是幻象，前辈是谁，妻子女儿的误会，还有永远回不去的江南，江南多美啊。

  • 裔如云 3小时前 :

    剧情一塌糊涂，节奏把握的很差劲，唯一的亮点是鬼刀林和长刀客两人在坟头拼刀的部分，在这里武指有大师风范了，懂得藏巧于拙。其他地方就不行了，两人最后那一段拼刀也很一般，完全就是比狠了。

  • 詹鸿运 6小时前 :

    有点日本剑客的味道。

  • 皇半凡 9小时前 :

    复古西部片，配乐取景都还不错的，就是剧本偏简单，节奏有点慢。

  • 阮雁兰 0小时前 :

    有江湖味道；剑客太文艺了，与身份不符，要么江湖气十足，阴险狡诈，义薄云天，要么你就干脆利落快意恩仇好了，干嘛搞的像文人一样文绉绉的，内心戏太多！

  • 詹梦兰 2小时前 :

    来源：https://movie.douban.com/review/14133088/

  • 空华楚 8小时前 :

    London Film Festival. SO FUCKING COOOOOL!

  • 馨桂 3小时前 :

    院线8分，网大10分。

  • 蒋曼雁 1小时前 :

    硬核武侠，挺好看的，拍的用心了，满分鼓励，国产继续加油啊

  • 舒云韶 2小时前 :

    剧情前半段感觉就是另一个版本的林冲呀，奸人居然也叫陆谦，一样的阴险。林大卫，一样的姓林，一样的被陷害，被发配，一样的老婆被人惦记，一样的被买凶谋杀…… 出品人还说这个剧本有人要，呵呵了……

  • 祁衡屿 2小时前 :

    就是说我的英语水平果然还是不能支撑我无字幕听懂这部片子🥲电影院音效太好每次枪声都吓我一跳😰不过bgm都很好听🥰

  • 韩浩旷 7小时前 :

    电影不是特别精致，看起来是一种很朴素的感觉，而且剧情桥段不新颖，但是整体看起来很有味道。

  • 蒋笑天 1小时前 :

    命运都是幻像，一切早已发生。

  • 穆月明 7小时前 :

    最真实刀剑格斗剧，武打片的设计堪称顶级。比绣春刀真实多了。

  • 盘承嗣 6小时前 :

    大漠的荒凉，刀客的无情。剧情一般，但是大戏还是可以的，刘楚玄依稀有林青霞的味道。

  • 束荣轩 5小时前 :

    有点莫名其妙，也不知道大哥为啥要害大卫。节奏又慢。只能说有诚意，但差远了。

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