Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
全程都在fangirl梁朝伟 太帅了啦！！Who cares about 儿子。Overall故事还不错，没有令人尴尬的地方
这部电影还不错，剧情挺好的，很搞笑，有点点感人，推荐观看
漫威标准流水线作品，中国元素的加入完全是加分的，不上映有点可惜
真的很不错，华裔文化很突出，不要自己带着偏见去看
前面公交车和澳门钢架打斗的戏拍得还挺好看的，出乎意料了。其实我觉得不戴批判的眼镜看的话，还可以接受的。东方元素确实堆砌太多了，太刻意了。后面全线崩塌，仿佛导演不知道怎么搞，就弄成了圣斗士尚气十环大战哥斯拉。
演着演着就唱起来了，非常音乐剧感觉的动画片，但是歌又很一般，整体走的温馨路线，但是没事笑点我真的get不到，去抖音补了几个番的解读，感觉比电影有记忆点
比預期好 影院大概坐滿了2/3 笑點都還不錯 至於辱華 未曾見得 陳法拉和xu xiaoling 分別代表了兩種不同的東方美 並沒有刻意用fox eyes 來代表華裔女性 這點很好 在場大家都看的情緒高漲 每一個笑點都catch到 最後字幕出來ten rings will return 在場觀眾都在高呼 一部亞洲電影在北美某個小地方能獲得如此高的認同 真好雖然功夫氣功 Dragon啥的 都知道是鬼佬視角 無妨 反正大家都有一個開心的下午
tina&jimmy jr给我锁死！！！！
看的过程还蛮感动的，没想到漫威电影能这样精准地抓住中国父权文化和武侠的精髓，这个呈现我打一百分💯！
美式动画系列剧的衍生电影，完全没有少儿不宜并且充满了正道的光，笑料不多但就是让人看着挺舒服，音乐和舞蹈也清奇可爱。特别适合准备好零食奶茶和空调，度过心情愉悦，不带脑子的一个半小时放松时光。
一家五口拯救汉堡店，并破案抓凶手自救救人。
又傻又怪又好笑，但是我就是喜欢get这种东西
太没惊喜感了，全程幻视章子怡演尚气他妈会是怎样一番景象
反正梁朝伟是全场最好看，三星都给他，这个人物形象也是蛮古代的，重男轻女也是要搞的。中国太极巨龙都打败外国翅膀黑龙啦，有啥辱不辱的。台词和逻辑都十分尬，“你和你母亲一模一样”，笑死。主题乐园又通关一部。
《勇敢者游戏》串台到了《黑豹》，没想到啊没想到，你浓眉大眼的梁朝伟也油腻了，带着老儿子攻城，结果出场：“我靠！元华……”。槽点太多，双语混杂挺好玩，很魔性，就是没怎么看懂剧情。
男女主也好 尚气爸妈也好
看得我好饿；和骷髅亲密接触那段全场哗然也是很有趣 @ AMC Fresh Meadows
没看过剧集，美国的这类型动画片几乎都get不到…
从前不爱看美国动画，最大的原因是美国动画的台词往往非常密集紧凑，甚至不留气口，听得脑壳疼。现在去影院看开心汉堡店的剧场版，100分钟下来竟然看得津津有味。回想起来，也许是因为这些年来我的英语听力进步了罢～
至少在审美以及动作上比《花木兰》强出一大截，三颗星给这首部不需要字幕就能看懂的好莱坞大片吧。
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