Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
吕克贝松斯坦森速递快车大杂烩，混合大叔与小孩性转版。但碍于成本场面很小气。
韩版玩命快递，但有自己的风格和亮点，女主靠着不高的武力值和机敏几次成功反杀就已经强过一堆强行反杀的片子，反派黑白两道资源都能调度也算是比较强力的boss，两边都不弱又不会一面倒的过分强大，看着就比较舒适，四星水平没问题。
喜歡女主 對小男孩演員本身喜歡 但角色設定不討喜 太多bug了 然後對這樣的社會也是很難過
质量蛮平庸的，没什么特别出挑的地方，尤其小朋友的演技还很僵硬。不过也是难得女性挑大梁的动作惊悚片，很期待女主演未来的发展。
棒子的警察好惨，以前还是拐弯抹角地黑，现在就直接警察变成黑社会了，影片要是以飘在海水中那串钥匙做为结尾，那就更令人有悬念和想像空间了，为啥后面还要狗尾续貂来个大团圆，一点余味都没有了。
2岁宝宝，1个多小时，完整看完，我身为妈妈觉得也很萌。就是疑问：为啥没有萌鸡爸爸？为啥所有都是单亲家庭。鸡妈妈和鸡宝宝、鸭妈妈和鸭宝宝，老师宝宝和老鼠爸爸，小雅和兽医爸爸。
小男孩挺讨厌的。套用了这个杀手不太冷的壳子
动作戏的场面和节奏都不错，可惜剧情有点弱。
朴素丹的单眼皮实在太漂亮了，这部好飒好帅，当然小正太太可爱了。或许等一部关于两人的爱情后续其实也不错的样子。到那时候，小正太变成了会开车也会打架的小鲜肉。
想做成女版《大叔》+《这个杀手不太冷》，甚至反派这哥们连衣服都穿的加里奥德曼那一套，可是能力不行啊，剪辑剪的些什么玩意？该快的时候墨迹，该慢的时候乱，模仿没问题，看困了就说明你差了
女主表演得挺好的，整体故事水平也凑活，只是现在已经不太能看得动这种老套的美式商业片了，每一个剧情都能知道比较尴尬，这类通过xx手段完成自我救赎的片子，一旦出现俗套的剧情就看起来很难受，特别是以小孩为冲突的催化剂，你们是不是看不起小孩！
2岁宝宝，1个多小时，完整看完，我身为妈妈觉得也很萌。就是疑问：为啥没有萌鸡爸爸？为啥所有都是单亲家庭。鸡妈妈和鸡宝宝、鸭妈妈和鸭宝宝，老师宝宝和老鼠爸爸，小雅和兽医爸爸。
带女儿去看的动画片，失去妈妈对四岁的小朋友来说果然是一件毁灭性的打击，看到萌鸡妈妈和宝宝分离小家伙哭的稀里哗啦
小男孩挺讨厌的。套用了这个杀手不太冷的壳子
国情院女大佬真是来搞笑的。
一星给朴素丹，一星给可爱的孩子，一星给侧方停车！
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2022年1月8日；大多数还是理智的，无论是在院线放映时偶尔听到的辅助性讲解声，还是 parenting属性的提问声，亦或者是孩子们共情后发出哭声被安慰，都是相当正常的反应；即便是化为成年人的文字作为评价也是理智的声音居多，夹杂着些许无聊俗套低幼到1岁孩子都嫌弃的不同声音，嘛，毕竟 me大概率是不会独自观影儿童片的，如果机缘巧合看了，也会尽力抛弃掉成年人的傲慢勉强重拾童心客观看待，顶多呆萌自问：我是谁我在哪里为啥独自看了这片儿…；整个故事值得鼓励，有主题有主线，对人类&房子对吐槽印象深刻，有反派有助攻，起承转合结构清晰，有理想主义有不合理，有说教有鸡汤，儿童片可以理解；可以做免费剧版但是值得尝试院线影版，media mix也好IP也罢，能合情合理赚到自负盈亏的钱，才是长久之策的NO.301…
打得挺爽，血糊吧啦的。剪辑真的好，拍的也好。
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