魏贞和徐强专用坐便器小说 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 2007

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 农嘉胜 4小时前 :

    印度能拍出一口气看完仨小时的无脑爽片;我们现在只有三分钟都看不下去的无脑残片。

  • 家娇洁 2小时前 :

    是没看过电影吗?

  • 宇文迎夏 8小时前 :

    手撕英国鬼子!这分镜+特效怎么把动作戏拍的那么帅啊!!不过印度特色歌舞还是很搞笑

  • 操寄灵 7小时前 :

    这……是一部喜剧片……看印度人自嗨真的很想笑

  • 布鸿波 3小时前 :

    电影拍的真下血本,一看就没少花钱,场景漂亮。

  • 佑中 8小时前 :

    想给四颗星,但是开挂不合理的地方实在是太多了

  • 卯清涵 7小时前 :

    但侵略,家,国家,仇恨,猛兽,大场面这些推进就是燃!!!!

  • 前仙仪 7小时前 :

    适合吐槽,而且看了不糟心。所以非常适合一群人看的时候吐槽

  • 卫伊然 4小时前 :

    好燃哈哈哈 有的画面蛮美,看到了巴霍巴利的影子

  • 古俊爽 4小时前 :

    印度电影对于主角的神化可以说让人忍不住想笑,也许在他们心中能够拯救他们的也只有神了,所以他们愿意赋予角色神一般的能力,以慰藉现实…

  • 字昭君 9小时前 :

    印式动作片 一堆挂逼神仙打架 奈何不缺钱整得还挺热闹

  • 党恨蝶 0小时前 :

    如果这部电影引进内地,片名请记得叫《犇犇犇》

  • 婧昕 4小时前 :

    想看点新商业片,被这部过气明星的自恋之作倒了胃口,粗糙,无聊!比起印度片《RRR》差多了。应了那句话:自恋 —— 天才不能承受之重!

  • 卫炅宽 3小时前 :

    但是打斗太夸张了,我们手撕个鬼子被骂的体无完肤,为啥他们战狼战虎大家拍手称奇?

  • 义梓馨 2小时前 :

    真的是印度版战狼了,哈哈,两兄弟最后连体婴儿了,战斗力真的无敌,主题还是不错的,印度人民反抗殖民的故事。

  • 乐正音景 5小时前 :

    印度人民最庆幸的是碰到的是英国人,如果换成俄国人和日本人,印度现在应该没有印度人的存在了。

  • 嘉初 1小时前 :

    阿三动不动就唱歌跳舞 真的是千古不变呐 打斗蛮燃的 至少比国产剧要强哈哈

  • 仉芙蓉 3小时前 :

    太长了……太燃了……太自恋了……「镜头特效真的用心了」

  • 巴运珹 8小时前 :

    尼古拉斯凯奇用自己的电影宇宙筑起了这部电影,演了本人又不是本人,中心立意还是落在了家庭关系上,而且就连海报都有点相似,《爸的多重宇宙》没错了。

  • 侯采春 0小时前 :

    批判宗教和民俗之后开始批判老板了,现在宝莱坞胆子越来越大。阿三的开挂特效还是值得一看的,很特别,这剧情转几转也很有意思。你就说印度但凡有十几二十个这样的人能被日不落这么欺负?

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