Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
科幻元素大乱炖，靠着演员喜爱度看完。（ps：疫情期间特效也跟不上了，那个年轻的玛雅是认真的么…）
烂俗剧情，某方面拍成了一个儿童片，反派塑造得太弱了，就是一个妈妈桑带几个打手，然后被中年、童年男主不断调戏收拾，最后吃花生米的故事。反派这个婊样，凭什么分裂世界？！
大人和四岁的小孩都觉着是烂片，光荣吗😅看不到任何的真诚，只有为了圈钱的敷衍。一个个人物建模丑的要死，是十年前的水平吗😅人物建模各种重复使用，把观众当瞎子吗😅给七岁的小女孩做卧蚕成功的把小女孩变成七十岁的奶奶，开心吗😅片里的所有城市里的人都是瞎子，只有推动剧情发展的时候才有眼睛这个东西是吧😅如果说动画片有80分的话，这个动画电影我打-8。谢谢这个电影，让电影院里所有的大人和小孩都面无表情，坐立难安。
所有时间穿越题材的电影，没一部让我觉得把悖论解释的令人信服满意的。
当死侍带着童年的自己去见绿巨人爸爸和老婆卡魔拉一起拯救世界的周末合家欢电影。欢乐向的就不要计较驳论了。
三星半，好于预期，动作特效都可，节奏也挺紧凑，主要是有一票我比较喜欢的卡司，小男孩竟然是主要的笑点输出和亮点。喜欢看碎碎念的马克叔和嘴炮贱贱吵架哈哈哈。
良心之作，能排家长和小孩心目中top3地位，有趣的动画，电影肯定也不错
無論是嘴還是溫情，所有的朕都能GET到！！好片不用裝深沉，不用莫測高深！！！我認為本片就值五星！
瑞安 你一出现就带给我快乐 当然 童年的你更胜一筹
世界不需要更多死侍话唠电影了，请精简台词，谢谢。
感觉就是一个半小时的Ryan Reynolds演自己😅以及反派年轻时候的deepfake CGI真的好假啊😅不过的确是部合格的中二爽片。
人类的建设破坏了森林的栖息地，动物们集体迁徙，在人类的城市，遇到流浪猫团、老鼠父子、兽医父女、清运老爷爷和狗、还有看到动物慌张的市民和尽职的警察，最主要的是鸡妈妈漂亮利落的身手和保护孩子的智慧，萌萌哒的小鸡让人的心都化了，家的铭牌走哪挂哪，太暖了。一家三口喜欢的。
这个电影才是那种不需要刻意追求剧情逻辑的。感受穿搭的浓浓情感就好。后面爹地在亚当耳朵旁边一直重复的话疗简直心理医生附身，就差一个职业头衔了。
BOSS毫无牌面，这样死侍都不穿越回来毙了自己?
… 所以是做粒子加速器的科学家不讲伦理… 为了基础研究草菅人命… yeaaah riiiight....
懒得评价奈飞大数据制作的流水线产品和瑞安雷诺兹舒适区内的流水线角色。《回到未来》快四十年了，讲穿越都比它有逻辑。
死侍的人气真是高。看起来挺过瘾，有趣。看完就忘了。
小品，低成本到就像剧情简介一样简单，就是合家欢，没法较真，可以说是流水线作品，或者行活模式。之前的铁甲钢拳比这个稍微认真点。
原本的预期是一个典型网飞风格的庸俗科幻片，但是看下来发现这片子执行得非常不错，完全超过现在好莱坞爆米花的平均水平。剧情没有明显不合理的地方，伏笔都收回来了，人物塑造也都很完整，主角配角全都有自己的弧光，而且这居然还是在100分钟内完成的，很厉害了。相比之下某些片子多50分钟也讲不好故事……
如果再回到从前，所有一切重演，我是不是就能弥补所有的遗憾？煽情为主，科幻和打斗都只是点缀。贱贱的对白一如既往地搞笑，父子情深也非常温馨感人。it’s easier to be angry than sad
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